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I once asked my furry friend what type of animal she saw me as.
She said a goat.
I was like, Oh…okay.
Then I asked her what her animal was.
She said a half dragon, half wolf.
…Mine is a giant pair of black sunglasses wearing an ever blowing-in-the-wind long trench coat while a sweet electric guitar lick plays in the background.
Anthropomorphisize that!!!
Okay.

